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I'm a middle aged man who spends his time making chocolate pudding. I have an annoying wife named DiDi and a spoiled brat niece named Angelica. Angelica doesn't appreciate all the trouble I went to making that chocolate pudding. AHHHHH!
Current Residence: This godforsaken house.
Current Residence: This godforsaken house.
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Making chocolate pudding.
It's 4 AM
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So last night, I was making chocolate pudding. Then my ugly-ass wife walked in and said, "Stu, What are you doing?" to which I replied, "Making chocolate pudding." Apparently that answer was not enough for the dumb bitch, so she asked me another question. "It's 4 o' clock in the morning. Why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding?"
It was at this point that I began to contemplate suicide. I watched my own hand stirring the chocolate pudding within the pot. What on earth was I doing making chocolate pudding?
I paused for a second. My wife stared at me, waiting for my answer.
"Because I've lost control of my life."
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OBEY ME STU!!!
Happy birthday.
This city's sleeping like a soldier Trapped inside of an iron lung.
Chocolate Pudding Chocolate Pudding Chocolate Pudding Chocolate Pudding Chocolate Pudding Chocolate Pudding Chocolate Pudding Chocolate Pudding.
Happy Birthday! 
^_^ <3